Hands Off Snakey
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Need a kick up the arse in the morning? Wakey, Wakey! Hands Off Snakey!
This is the only breakfast bar you will need in the morning - Coffee, Sweet Orange, Cinnamon and Peppermint.
Smells good enough to eat - though we whole-heartedly recommend against it.
Should Last: Up to 1 Month (If dried correctly in-between showers)
The base oil used in all Urban Swagman soaps. Olive Oil adds all of the base properties to a good bar of soap - Hardness, Lather, Cleanliness, Nourishment and Moisture.
Adds a major amount of Hardness and Cleanliness to the bars of soap.
Adds Hardness and Moisture to the bar. Amazing for your skin.
Deluxe ingredient that is properly fantastic for your skin. It doesn't react much with lye, so you get the full benefit of the shea butter.
Massive Moisture. Fights against the dry feeling that other commercial soap bars give you.
All about the Lather! Castor oil give the soap a strong, fluffy and stable lather so you know the soap is working.
<b>Sweet Almond Oil</b>
Adds to a stable Lather, Conditioning qualities and a healthy hit of Moisture to the soap.
<b>Sweet Orange Essential Oil</b>
Apart from adding a fresh, citrus boost to the bar, orange essential oil helps to boost immunity, aids in flushing the body's toxins and will help ease the transition into a fully awake state.
<b>Cinnamon Essential Oil</b>
Cinnamon oil adds a huge hit of spice to the bar and blends perfectly with Orange and Peppermint. Cinnamon helps to boost brain function, improve blood circulation and reminds me of donuts, which are the best.
<b>Peppermint Essential Oil</b>
Peppermint gives your skin the tingles, promotes circulation helps to wake up your senses.
Comes with the fresh pot of coffee we brew to replace the usually required water. Ground beans, french-pressed and left to rest, if you must know. We drink the leftovers.
<b>Ground Coffee Beans</b>
Adding in the finely ground coffee beans to the soap makes Hands Off Snakey a natural exfoliating bar. It may feel strange or even slightly unpleasant at first, but after a few washes you will start to enjoy the morning back scratch.
Natural soap bars contain no preservatives or chemicals, so care must be taken to get the most life out of them.
Run over body once or twice to begin lathering process. Continue to lather with hands to give your soap bars more longevity.
Use of a wooden soap-saver is essential to adding life to your bars. Wooden soap-savers can increase the life of your natural soap bars by up to 100% as they allow the soap to fully dry out in-between showers.
Avoid porcelain soap holders. They are a one-way ticket to Slopsville.